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Showing posts with label Sportsman's double. Show all posts
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Nov 5, 2010

இ Sportsman's Double

Last post Bananaz mentioned about 'threesome' whereby three words joined together to form another new word or  threesome could have another meaning.  Anyway this is a 3some naughty joke from my email recently..

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.
In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself
thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit (well more than a bit), we had a snuggle,
and she asked me if I ever had a "Sportsman's Double?".
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother daughter threesome", she said.
"Oh" I said as my mind began to embrace the idea.
"No, I haven't" and I wondered this daughter of hers might look like.

We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky nite'.
I went back to her place. We walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs.
"Mom you still awake?"

 
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