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Nov 5, 2010

இ Sportsman's Double

Last post Bananaz mentioned about 'threesome' whereby three words joined together to form another new word or  threesome could have another meaning.  Anyway this is a 3some naughty joke from my email recently..

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.
In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself
thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit (well more than a bit), we had a snuggle,
and she asked me if I ever had a "Sportsman's Double?".
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother daughter threesome", she said.
"Oh" I said as my mind began to embrace the idea.
"No, I haven't" and I wondered this daughter of hers might look like.

We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky nite'.
I went back to her place. We walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs.
"Mom you still awake?"

33 Bunchesஇ:

goldflower86 said...

LOL! that one was funny. haha

suituapui said...

Hahahahahaha!!! So how many Sportsman's Double have you had?

Bananazஇ said...

goldflower86 இ tQ glad it tickled your funnybone haha.

suituapui இ ain't my lucky day at all hahahaha.

[SK] said...

hehehehe.. and maybe her mum also looks pretty good at 80 years old?? :p

[SK] said...

Bananaz really so desperate ah?? haha, today is Deepavali woh, don't do that lah.. :p

[SK] said...

thank you, now i know what's meant by a Sportsman's Double, hahahaha~~ what a term LOL

Lily Riani said...

HAHHAHAHHAH..... AHHAHAHHAH......

Shingo T said...

Be careful of what you ask for, you might just get it, Bananaz!

Naomi said...

hahahaha. some prefer no teeth, no risk kena gigit. hahaha

Tekkaus said...

Hahahaha :D Hahahaha :D

Twilight said...

Wow! You sounded like a gigolo! LOL... I had similar encounters too.

MODERN ROBINSON CRUSOE said...

A naughty but funny joke

MKL said...

Hahaha.. that's a good one :P

Autumn Belle said...

Hahaha! Don't panic yet. If you look at the positive side, it could be her gorgeous stepmom who is much younger than her. It is very common nowadays, you know.

smallkucing said...

wakakakaka...makes my day

wenn said...

great joke :)

Bengbeng said...

hahshaha so very funny hahaha haha

Keats The Sunshine Girl said...

Ha! ha! ha!

Life Ramblings said...

LOL! Happy Monday!

Bananazஇ said...

Dear All இ tQ for all the kind and nottie comments. Stepmom like Autumn Belle said could be half the age of her daughter..hehe

CH Voon said...

first, i thought u meet up with a older woman. Cool!

After re-read again, aiya..poor man. He is not you.

finally, i understand the meaning behind. I can say - lucky is he is not you else you are poorest man.

Next time, wish you have a Lucky nite. hahaha

Bananazஇ said...

CH Voon இ sure cant be me lah me goodie goodie *ahem* one, me no cigarette, woman and wine. No gamble, no clubbing but I tell lies hehe..beleaf it or not..

CH Voon said...

i don't believe you. Man, they must either cigarette, woman or wine or gamble one.

if none of those, that is not a man. Is woman.

so Merryn tan and Manglish owe me ABC papa rich lol wakakaka.

Bananazஇ said...

CH Voon இ kakakaka PappaRich ABC for me or not?

Alice Law said...

Kiahahahaha! Thanks for a good laugh!^-^

Bananazஇ said...

Alice Law இ sama sama

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