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Oct 4, 2010

இ Online Dating..徵婚..

What a coincidence CH Voon posted on some internet search with Google and Bananaz got something in mind regarding how effective will the internet search be?. Will you get an apple if you search for red fruit or get tomato instead? Here is a Chinese girl from China who is in search for a date online and guess how accurate or specific you need to do up an internet search.

(i) First Attempt she typed in the keywords in Chinese ~
1. 要帥 [yāo shuài]
2. 要有車 [yāo yǒuchē]
~ Want Macho man with car.
Please click : Result Exit


(ii) Second attempt she then typed in
1. 要有漂亮的房子 [yàoyǒu piàoliang de fángzi]
2. 要有很多錢 [yàoyǒu hěn duō qián]
~ Want big nice building & lots of cash
Please click : Result Exit


(iii) Third attempt she goes for a final try with
1. 要長得酷 [yāo zhǎngde kù]
2. 又要有安全感 [yòu yàoyǒu ānquán gǎn]
~ Want someone who's cool with security
Please click : Result Exit


Please choose to continue reading : Details Exit


Thanks to Katherine for the email and the translation..& of course special thanks to the scripteaser sifu of html [SK] for fine tuning and so nice of him to redo the whole script for me as I was in a total mess..


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51 Bunchesஇ:

Tekkaus said...

War...I am confused. :D

Kelvin said...

Hahahahahahaha, this is funny XD

Serve her right~

Lily Riani said...

ahhahah.... serious! ashahhahah....

Life Ramblings said...

this is cool.

wenn said...

haha, so she got batman..

smallkucing said...

gold digger?

HappySurfer said...

Yeah lah, true meaning sometimes gets lost in translation and may result in some ROFL. Good one!

[SK] said...

yeah, i get the Chinese Chess, this is funny.. but then why Batman leh?? errr, can't understand why Batman leh..

[SK] said...

oooh, thanks for trying the scripts.. but then did you purposely reveal the Details for the last two paragraphs?? hmmm, i try to play around with the buttons again, i think there are some errors in your scripts leh~~

Merryn said...

to that kind of girl.. I'll give her a rotten banana! Who does she think she is? :P So not worthy of Batman.. haha..

CH Voon said...

wakakaka...

Feel lucky that i am not searching any girl for dating. wakaka

CH Voon said...

later, i found one batwoman playing chess in the bank...

Bananazஇ said...

Tekkaus இ sorry the scripteasing could have some minor technical hitch the 'G' string not functioning well haha that's why you got confused..now is OK tQ to our scripteasing sifu who came to the rescue.

Kelvin இ padan muka for the Chinadoll eh? haha..

Lily Riani இ hope you didnt fall off your chair.

Life Ramblings இ tQ now even more cool after the fine tuning on the html..

wenn இ lucky she got batman and not badman haha..

Bananazஇ said...

small kucing இ yeah hopefully she strikes gold perhaps coal maybe..

HappySurfer இ tQ never can trust search engine at certain times haha..

[SK]இ Didnt realise the 帥shuài is also the king and double meaning for macho until today learning word by word daily. Batman is 'ku' a loan word for 'cool' and got security mah. tQ so much for the rescue to sort out the "G" string in the scripteasing..xiexie

Merryn இ whack her with a rotten banana eh..padan muka lah..haha.

CH Voon இ bro still searching for dates online will get Vanessa to whack you lolz. Maybe Badwoman waiting for you to play Chinese chess..haha

Jingle said...

it scary to even think about it.

RoseBelle said...

LOL! Funny aside, there are ads in the U.S. from ladies looking for sugar daddies. The requirements they put down are just like this girl. LOL! And surprisingly, some men do respond to these ads.

Bananazஇ said...

Jingle இ anything can happen in this cyber world hehe.

RoseBelle இ Have a close female buddy got married via online dating to a French American. Their marriage didnt last too long went separate ways after couple of years. She is now a US PR and flies to States every now and then for renewal.

suituapui said...

LOL!!! The limitations of technology...like if you want to search for the rock band, "Bare Naked Ladies", try googling...and see what you'll get. Muahahahahaha!!!!

bluedreamer27 said...

ahaha... well, at least it is somehow relavant to the keywords LOL

bluedreamer27 said...

have a great day buddy and happy blogging

Pete said...

Welcome to the materialistic world....LOL!

Alice Law said...

Kiahahahahahahaha... I can't stop laughing, it's so hilarious specially the Batman one! Thanks for the hilarious post, all the best to you bananaz san!^-^

Twilight said...

I have greatest phobia for China dolls even in KL. They will harass any men.

Bananazஇ said...

suituapui இ oops sorry google does not allow me says underage woh aiya? haha.

bluedreamer27 இ tQ yo wanna badwoman? haha.

Pete இ you'll get 'em word for word haha..

Alice Law இ hope you hang on to your chair while lol..tQ

Twilight இ Chinadolls aka quachee girls dont play play haha..

Ai Shiang said...

That is a funny result! I do realise that you cannot key in too many words if you want to get what you're looking for.

MODERN ROBINSON CRUSOE said...

Haha - typical of "normal expectation" - I dare say nothing to be suprise :-D

Autumn Belle said...

I think Batman is good choice for a life partner. haha!

Bananazஇ said...

Ai Shiang இ think max ideal would be two words to use on search engine.

MRC இ very common to ask for 5C's in any potential dating or marriage haha.

Autumn Belle இ you don't mind Batman, he is cool & gives security right haha.

Wenny Yap said...

Great script ... hope I'm laughing at the right stuff!!!

mNhL said...

hahaha....the last part is the funniest. But batman 'english' man. Does he knows how to play chinese chess? and in the bank building. hahaha.....Nice script.

Bananazஇ said...

Wenny Yap இ laughter have no boundaries haha..

mNhL இ this is Chinese version of Batman acted by Andy Lau & Aaron Kwok as Robin haha..

vialentino said...

thanks for ur condolence wishes ...

nice script...funny!

Bananazஇ said...

vialentino இ tQ take care..

Ghosty Nana said...

Your script is different from the last time I read.. When I 2st read this post, I didn't even click click, and all the answer were displayed.
Nice try on the script.
Bravo!

Bengbeng said...

quite a coincidence to read yr post today. i met a man late 50s today who is now actively looking for a young child bearing age mail order bride n asked me for help on how to search online. i shudder to think of the 'happy factor' prospects of such a match

Bananazஇ said...

Ghosty Nana இ oh the initial scriptease had a flaw with the 'G' string & not suppose to reveal before you click & lucky our scripteaser sifu [SK] came to the rescue and redo the whole mess, so nice & sweet of him.

Bengbeng இ hope your 'friend' did not end up finding Badwoman..oops Batwoman..

khengsiong said...

The first one is... cool!

Donna said...

囧囧囧囧
cute word right?
this is jiong, but youngster now used it as =.=

HappySurfer said...

While she's waiting for the next wave, this surfer is also waiting...for the next fun post..here..

Bananazஇ said...

khengsiong இ first one got double meaning haha tQ

Donna இ 囧囧囧囧 oh chinese emoticon! cute leh..tQ

HappySurfer இ new wave new posting coming up soon hehe..tQ

Cloudia said...

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Cloudia said...

oooops!


Blush....love YOUR humor, Ban :)



Warm Aloha from Waikiki

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Bananazஇ said...

Cloudia இ tQ for the blushing Aloha..

Netster said...

hahahahahaha internet search can be real fun isn't it? hehehehe

Bananazஇ said...

Netster இ yeah the search engine could be very direct, word for word hehe.

CH Voon said...

finally, u want the script okie. hehehe

so, when u free to meet up so, i can belanja Manglish & Merryn ABC

Bananazஇ said...

CH Booh இ yeah tQ so much to [SK] who redo the whole script for me. Eh you buy Merryn & Manglish what about me? Teow chew music? Chi ki ku chi ki? haha. Anytime bro set the date put the horse come Bananaz will be there.

jam said...

Haha, that's funny!

Bananazஇ said...

jam இ glad you liked 'em so be very specific in case you google next time haha..

foongpc said...

Hahaha!! Google Search FAILED!!

foongpc said...

Oops!! U didn't mention it was Google. OK, then online search FAILED!! : D

 
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