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Sep 1, 2011

இ What Make$ The World Go 'Round¿

Great long holidays enabling Bananaz to search for one particular email one by one, month by month at the same time spring cleaning up my inbox of over 17,000 emails. Managed to sweep some under the carpet, some diverted to other email accounts and some headed straight into Mr Recycle Bin. Ever wonder what happened to all the bytes emptied from the recycle bin? They cannot just vapourised into thin air? Could they be lurking around every corner of the key board or hard disk eavesdropping or phishing for information? Appreciate it if anyone has an answer to throw in some light where had all the bytes gone to after leaving the recycle bin? Two days of hard work searching for this email, tQ to Steven Lee here is the story *bear with me if you have heard about it*:


A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.
Scared..she confides this 'news' to her mother.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
"Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The father added "wait till I get my hands on this idiot I'm gonna break his bones"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

Image courtesy of www.ferrari.com (the new 458 Spider) 

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the 'Problem'.

However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take full responsibility.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage or unsuccessful delivery, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the girl's father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and..[...]


~pause~



Are you thinking of what I was thinking, the worst ever bloodshed coupled with breaking of bones?

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87 Bunchesஇ:

Small Kucing said...

lol....

Windsmoke. said...

Its amazing what happens when money and wealth is offered to you and you except it no matter what the personal cost to another family member :-).

Leovi said...

Very good. Unfortunately money can in many wills. I would not put his hand in the fire ...

suituapui said...

Heard the joke before - bank cashier, customer and bank manager.

Btw, why did you post my photo and video? LOL!!

One said...

That's entertaining!

I also have lots of e-mails to clear. The empty bytes would still be in the dark disk waiting for you to do a defrag.

That video can't be real?

wenn said...

haha..interesting story!

eugene said...

I like that story,no hear it before,,, but then again,money indeed makes the world go round,believe it or not...

Daisy said...

HA! You make me laugh. I liked the elephant climbing the tree too. Very cute!

Hayley said...

LOL, but true, money is important. 有钱能使鬼推磨...

Amelia's De-ssert said...

LOL, thanks for sharing.
Money is the root of all evil mah.

Naomi said...

try again.............
he is a pimp!

reanaclaire said...

Try again pulak! so i guess the idiom is correct.. Money Talks! gosh.. .are we parents like this? :)

lina said...

Money sure can talk. Some people willing to do anything for it. Selling family, themselves too. 0.O

lina said...

17,000 e-mails. My... Bananaz you sure keep everything including old e-mails! LOL

HappySurfer said...

I know that if my computer crashes, my IT folks will still be able to reload everything back to where it was so trashed stuff is still stored in limbo. Scary, isn't it esp if you don't want the info for anyone's eyes. Oh well..

MODERN ROBINSON CRUSOE said...

Nice story but it may represent facts in reality as well LOL

Wonder if the gajah really climb up the tree or special effect?

Ai Shiang said...

haha! Money sure talks loud! I used to hear "no money no talk' when I was a kid. That time I didn't quite understand.

As for those deleted bytes. I was told that it could be retrieve somehow. Have to get IT expert to do it or someone who has that knowledge.

Kordo said...

Quantum information theory should give some answers about deleting information :)

Keats The Sunshine Girl said...

$$$$$$ just can't have enough of them!!!!

Casendra said...

Hahahahahaaha, I almost forget about this story...pathetic but true :)

Tekkaus said...

Haha :D What? You can try again? :p

Tekkaus said...

Money is really the root of all evil aye. :p

MKL said...

Lol, my wife knew immediately what will happen, while I had no idea! I had to laugh and say: You are so Chinese :PP

lena said...

money rules the world??

yvonne said...

Muahahaha, am expecting the same answer as the father. Ok, let's be realistic - don't give it one try, but several times.

Money does make the world go round. Merely love can't :p

Bananazஇ said...

Small Kucing இ You are first less & that pretty fast just posted less than few minutes haha.

Windsmoke இ That's the wonder of money, he spoke too soon put his foot in his mouth.

Leovi இ There is always a price in any decision.

Bananazஇ said...

Suituapui இ Yup its about the man who spoke vulgar words after striking a lottery. Ooops soory overlooked in asking your permission to post the hippo & the elephant video. May I ask for a belated OK? hahaha Sure its you thought you are King Kong, king of the jungle?

One இ After defrag the bytes would be crushed but still inside laptop haha tQ. Its all camera trick..heard of this joke, a mom telling her daughter, 'if men can be trusted then elephant would climb trees'. Daughter asked what about dad? Her mom answered 'oh he is special except him'.

Wenn இ tQ Looking forward to see your pixs of Matterhorn in Zermatt in your next post.

Bananazஇ said...

Eugene இ Many angle to look at $$$ if its a want or a need. Money is not everything but everything needs money.

Daisy இ Somehow stumbled on this video and quite appropriate to 'stress' about the possibility with the power of money.

Hayley இ Its happening almost every where around the globe money and power are causing unrest.

Bananazஇ said...

Amelia's De-ssert இ If money is the root of all evil..what is the plant called? Evil money plant? haha.

Naomi இ Perhaps temporary blinded with ton$ of money perhaps.

Reanaclaire இ This is merely a joke or something but could be true. No money no talk. All boils down to values. If that father is a multi millionaire he would not have said 'try again' but smashed the guy's nose until beyond recognition.

Bananazஇ said...

Lina இ Bananaz hearsay the very poor families in Thailand do 'sell' their children to be prostitutes to support the family and they are well respected when she goes back home. Yalor now tinggal 16,328 emails they are with me since 2005 lah need to clear asap the incoming more than the deletion haha.

HappySurfer இ Oh there must be some backup somewhere then even though they are deleted..oh scary loh..thinking what I'm thinking? Not another Edison Chen episode huh? lolz.

MRC இ Said earlier its a joke no doubt but $ do have certain power to conjure evil and agree with you its a fact already. Many asking is the STP aka elephant for real? Bananaz Beleaf It Or Not?

Bananazஇ said...

Ai Shiang இ Seen that movie with this famous saying in Canto 'got water*$* crossover water*$* no water*$* dismiss water*$*'? Deleted bytes could come back to haunt us? Scary same comment to HappySurfer not another Edison Chen drama?

Kordo இ tQ for the quantum info wow very profound just like E = mc2 need to spent some time digesting 'em.

Keats The Sunshine Girl இ $$$$ is never ever enough hahaha

Bananazஇ said...

Casendra இ Refresh memory a bit here haha.

Tekkaus இ A quote copied from Count Sneaky's blog..'If money is the root of all evil..what is the plant called?' haha. To add-on a phrase by Robert Kiyosaki in his book 'Rich Brother Poor Sister' he says 'Money, in and of itself, is neutral. What is evil is how we make our money'.

MKL இ Why you have something much different from your wifey? An offer to huge not to grab right? To the very poor its an opportunity not to be missed they call it..survival! haha

Bananazஇ said...

Lena இ In some way $$$ has a very strong influence.

Yvonne இ Oh you guess it right then. Realistic take care of placing food on the table huh? My Aussie friend used to say this to me 'no money no honey'. haha.

lina said...

Money sure can cause blindness sometimes. Thats why there are people willing to do anything for money and for the suppusedly respect they got for it. :(

Still got 16K e-mails. Have fun pressing the delete button! LOL

I have a few e-mails that I dont think I will delete ever. They were from a deceased friend. I just dont have the heart to delete them. Nor do I delete his handphone # and SMSes in my phone.

Pete said...

It is a good one...lol!

Twilight Man said...

What a big shock that you have thousands of emails!!! All in one account? Money is evil I know. I happen to know the idiot who fed K-Toyol....

CH Voon said...

I read this story before. Got money is power, no money no power.

Just like our current gov, they got money then .... u know i know.

CH Voon said...

Your spirit very strong hehehe for every competition... never die :P

Good spirit, keep it on.

Lrong said...

Was laughing my head off... what a story... but I think the father would be breaking the bones of the guy...

HappySurfer said...

Right, that Edison drama. Horrors! My pix all very decent one, all with clothes on one. LOL! You have a wonderful weekend (with Mango), Bananaz..

Bananazஇ said...

Lina இ Problem is pi mai pi mai tiang tu coz the incoming rate is faster than my deletion haha. Time to let go of those SMSes know its hard.

Pete இ You have been MIA bro you went to eat wind *chiak hong*?

Twilight Man இ Yeah all in one account Bananaz using 'Incredible Mail' but slowly sorting out the deletion and transfers. Money politic*k*s lagi terror hantu lagi banyak haha.

Bananazஇ said...

CH Voon இ Knowing Bananaz would never give up that easily one haha. $$$ is powderful can apply face make up yup TST tahu sama tahu.

Lrong இ Hopefully didnt fall of your chair reminds me next time better to insert 'disclaimer' haha.

HappySurfer இ Good on ya without 'naughty' pixs and Bananaz also with skin unpeel we are safe haha. You have a great weekend too. tQ on behalf of Mango.

[SK] said...

hmmm, can't really understand what you wanted to know in your first question.. anyway, as long as those emails are out of my sight, i don't care anything more.. anyway, i won't be keeping that many emails before i do a spring cleaning.. normally after i read an email, and find it not important, i'll just delete it.. and a month or two later, i'll do a cleanup for older emails too.. of course that's personal email, for company email, we just have to keep everything right??

[SK] said...

hmmm, at first, i would thot that man is the father of the guy.. didn't thot the story just goes on like that.. and of course i was thinking something similar, the girl's father must have behave differently when he saw the rich man and hearing how much he is going to pay for the kid.. haha!! :D

Bananazஇ said...

[SK] இ Oh sorry for not making myself too clear as its too technical. Just like any files or emails when you delete them you gain some space in your hard disk. My question is what happened to all those files & messages deleted and then emptied from the recycle bin ie where did the trash go? They hang around and like "One" commented need to defrag to clear the bytes.

Those emails were from 2005 and didnt do much house keeping. After 3 solid days still remains 15,585..~;).

HappySurfer said...

Defrag is necessary to free up space in your PC. I think it also helps improve response time.

bluedreamer27 said...

Money indeed makes the world goes round... whether we like it or not...it's a fact sad but true..

bluedreamer27 said...

by the way bananaz
The Blog Idol Round 1 is up
you can check it here http://bluedreamer27.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-idol-2011-round-1.html

I hope you can vote for your top 3 songs for this week..
thanks and happy blogging to you.

Alice Law said...

LMAO!!! Wht a cracking joke for the gloomy Monday!!!^^ Thx ya!

Yee Ling said...

LOL!!! *shake head

One said...

The bytes become empty and ready for saving more data. Are we in the same frequency?

Congrats! Your DOGgone caption has been selected.

HappySurfer said...

Happy Monday, Bananaz!

Bananazஇ said...

HappySurfer இ tQ have been doing defrag quite often. Phew after a few long days inbox email remains 4431. Should be able to clear till below 100 mails before end of the week or maybe earlier.

Bluedreamer27 இ Great Blog Idol 4 starts today will slip by asap.

Alice Law இ Haha Happy Monday! wish you all the best in Blog Idol 4.

Bananazஇ said...

Yee Ling இ Shake head and sit tight not falling off haha.

One இ Bananaz all along thinking of 'physical' bytes haha. Mean your inbox also almost 'pow char'* exploded*?

HappySurfer இ Sama sama. Happy to know life is getting back to 'normal' and can get things done instead of 'hanging' loosely over the festive occasions.

Wai Kitt said...

so funny joke!

Bananazஇ said...

Wai Kitt இ tQ for dropping by.

London Caller said...

Ha ha... Try again with the old man's wife?

Best deal - buy one free one?!

You wanna trick us thinking kuning?!

Bananazஇ said...

London Caller இ "Trick or treat" coming on only in Oct 31 no tricks here. Best deal huh? haha. Some would expect the girl's father to break the great lover boy's nose mah haha.

Life Ramblings said...

sounds like we're in the same boat Bananaz. hi-5!

Life Ramblings said...

i've thousands of mails awaiting for me to spring clean too.

Life Ramblings said...

but i always procrastinate, something which i'm not proud of. :(

Life Ramblings said...

almost about everything in this world requires $$$$.

Life Ramblings said...

Money is the breath of the world, no money, no talk.

Autumn Belle said...

So the parents, "See money, eyes open". Also "salivating enough to make a cup of tea".

Looks like money has to be enjoyed in this lifetime as it cannot be taken along in the journey to the netherworld anyway.

The video looks like a commercial :>)

Sheoh Yan said...

A very realistic story, lol! Too bad that I can't share this story with my girls at their bedtime. By the way, I have shared the dockey's story to my girls. My elder daughter didn't like the ending, she said the dockey should be grateful to the farmer, as he has safed his life by pouring sand into the well. Because I told her the dockey killed the farmed at the end, I should have changed the ending a bit. hehehehe!

Sheoh Yan said...

Sorry, it is donkey, and not dockey. hehehe!

Bananazஇ said...

Life Ramblings இ Yeah hi-5 though not encouraged haha. My inbox had 37 emails the lowest now bounced to 58. Need to constantly 'clean' em. Let's be practical no money no talk someone crudely mentioned in one seminar that to go for a pee also need $$$.

Autumn Belle இ Money can make elephant climb trees what more humans to offer tea haha. Its come commercial video clip very likely from Thailand.

Sheoh Yan இ Yup never to say a word on this. Oh the donkey story has two sides of a coin. On motivational point of view keep working hard by shaking of whatever dirt that people throw on you eventually you walk out of the well safe and sound. The other side is must do things right and do not be like the farmer who didnt think hard enough and do his level best in saving the donkey's life instead took a short cut to bury the donkey. Life is a boomerang it will come back..No problem dockey or donkey we are still talking about the ass hahaha.

foongpc said...

Hmmm, actually I also don't know where all those stuffs go after we emptied the recycle bin!! I suspect they are still somewhere and experts can actually still retrieve them!!

foongpc said...

Hahaha!! Funny story! Luckily the man is rich otherwise the father of the pregnant girl would have killed him LOL!!

EastCoastLife said...

But the rich should not be allowed to have their ways all the time.

Bananazஇ said...

foongpc இ $$$ can really speak loud & clear. Saw another email they added in the girl's father holding a shotgun with his left hand haha.

EastCoastLife இ Most of the cases they slipped away more easily than without $$$. Quite sad!

Bengbeng said...

thanks for the birthday wish. now if i had all the money, I guess I would just send a representative :)

lina said...

Bananaz,
I updated my yellow post and posted something while thinking f you. ^^

Bananazஇ said...

Bengbeng இ Sama sama. Different mah show sincerity to the girlfriend.

Lina இ Oh nice just slipped by your blog..tQ Domo arigato.

Uncle Lee said...

Hi, Holy Smoke! That many emails? Will take months to reply, ha ha
Love the joke.
Have a nice weekend.
Lee.

ladyviral said...

money is everything to some people, even to the extend of selling their own kin as food o.o;

ewww...

so much emails? I would just select all and delete >.>; kidding haha!

JamieDedes said...

I'm partial to Mr. Recycle Bin ...

Jo said...

This is something everyone in this corruption infested world could relate to. Had the guy been broke he wouldn't be able to walk out of that house alive.

Money isn't the most important thing on earth, but it solves a whole lot, including saving your neck.

Bananazஇ said...

Uncle Lee இ Yeah accumulated those emails since 2005 and got rid of them over the Raya holidays. Always thought can read later can read later and that later never comes..haha.

Ladyviral இ Practically luv your ideas. What I did was transfer those by big files, then with powerpoint and attachment. Then the rest did a quickie and fast selection delete without looking back haha. Right! Money is not everything but everything needs money depends on individuals.

JamieDedes இ Always have this fear once deleted and emptied sayonara. Now back to normal keeping them within 3 digits and doing house keeping every day.

Jo இ Hi tQ for dropping by. If that guy is broke he would not have appeared within 30 mins probably go into hiding haha. Agree money politic*k*s are the worst abuse of $$$.

Ann said...

lol! but there's some truth about it.. what makes the world go round? MOWNEYYYYYYYYY


nice post bananaz!!!!

Bananazஇ said...

Ann இ tQ money has some kind of latent power and if misused could be dangerous.

lina said...

Money can sure change people.

London Caller said...

Ha ha... Trick or treat?
Better still "pick a prick" lah.

Halloween is not a big thing in UK.
We can introduce Mooncakes to UK.
Sure can make $$$!

Bananazஇ said...

Lina இ People make money to change people haha.

London Caller இ Like 'pick or prick' haha..UK should have mooncakes lots of Chinatown.

jam said...

Nice one! Cheer up my day!

Bananazஇ said...

jam இ tQ You cheer up too bro

Keerthi said...

LOL wat a story :D
Now u hav me curious,I wondering where the data goes :D

 
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