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Nov 26, 2012

இ Men are fr♂m 陽 Yáng, W♀men are fr♀m 陰 Yīn

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Just before the eye 'open knife' Bananaz searched the internet and found so much more information of our human eye. What is the equivalent megapixels camera does the human eye have? Digital camera manufacturers capitalize their advertisements on their products' megapixels though may not always be the case of when more is better. A megapixel refers to the amount of pixels, or dots, captured in each picture. The word pixel is based on a contraction of pix (pictures) and el (for 'element'). Even the latest point-and-shoot digital cameras contain 8 to 16MP 'MegaPixels' of resolution, while some professional DSLR cameras contain over 20MP. Our human eye can handle approximately 576 megapixels. 

WhyAskWhy men are prone to suffer from CVD 'Colour Vision Deficiency' but not women?  Answer is simple because 'Men are from Yahoo *Yáng*陽, Women are from Goggle *Yīn*陰' haha. Actually the answer lies in the genes and the types of cones (Short, Medium & Long waves) which are photoreceptor cells in the retina of the eye that are responsible for colour vision. Colour blindness is heredity, but only seemed to affect the men as one in 12 of them are colour blind compared to one in 255 womenIndividuals who are colour blind have only two types of cones, making them dichromatic and most animals are colour blind too. Most people have three types of cones described as being trichromatic. Some women may have more types of cones than men so they recognise colour differently because females have two (XX) chromosome while males have only one (XY) chromosome. Because of the X-linked trait an estimated 2-3% of women are considered tetrachormats as they may have a 4th cone. Wonder if women are colour blind what will happen to the cosmetics & fashion industry? Business will be just as good or worst?  



What about olfactory (sense of smell) sensitivity? According to BBC women have a greater ability to detect smell than men, and this may be linked to estrogen hormones. The structure of the nose is the same in women as men, and they don’t have any more receptors in the nose, but studies have shown smells activate a greater region in the brain in women than men. In one study, they were able to do better than men in differentiating between odors and picking up faint and slight odors. Saw one of our local TV advertisement regarding fresheners where the husband was lying comfortably in bed about to sleep until the wife hop on the bed to discover the bad odour of the bed sheet & pillow. Guess that advertising agency did their homework.

Once again not into any battle of the sexes with no superiority intended and end here with a joke: A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back. The girl threw a bloody pad at him and said, 'I'll pay you in monthly installments.' Don't play play must be extremely careful with ladies, they can bleed for a week but still survive.

 இ Your pupils dilate when you see someone you love. They also dilate when you see someone you hate ;(. ~ Bananaz Beleaf It Or Nought!

95 Bunchesஇ:

reana claire said...

I love that part when the girl threw something bloody at the man and repaying in monthly installments! hahahaa... I think she will pay till she reaches 50s.. then the debt is clear.. LOL..

[SK] said...

read through the whole post and find the information interesting.. but nothing is more interesting than the last part when the girl threw the pad to the man and said she is going to pay back in monthly installment!! wakakaka, that's a good one!! :D

willie said...

This is interesting. Thanks.

Hayley said...

Haha very interesting!

Your title reminds me of a book I read before, Men are from Mars; Women are from Venus. Very nice book!

suituapui said...

Waht about twitching? They say left or right, going to srike TOTO...but one side, can't remember which, something bad will happen.

Small Kucing said...

oo itu macam ah...come to think of it, those who i know who is color blind are guys.

STP....if not mistaken it's jor hung yau katt...means left -bad, right -good.

rainfield61 said...

You gain a lot being "lossing" something -- open knife your eye.

But I hope you won't gain some more in this way.

HappySurfer said...

Was tickled by the cones. Madonna comes to mind. Oops!

I like the part about bleeding for seven days and still survive. :O

Interesting info. Thanks for sharing.

foongpc said...

Oh interesting education about the camera, the eye and the nose. LOL!

foongpc said...

LOL at pay back in monthly installments! Funny!!!

foongpc said...

If women are color blind, the fashion industry may not exist. LOL!

wenn said...

interesting story about the girl..

Leovi said...

Yes, I wish I had a camera with so many megapixels as the eye. But in a chamber of great importance also is the quality of the optical elements.

Windsmoke. said...

What happens when your pupils dilate in both cases does it mean your in for a love/hate relationship?.

yvonne said...

Interesting fact about color blindness and the contradict Yin and Yang, Male and Female, Mars and Venus~

And the joke is superior, heard/read about it somewhere and still laughed over it. Some other version say, don't trust this creature who bleed for a week and survive. Haha!

MEcoy said...

so maybe thats why i find most color synonymous despite the difference on the name

Bananazஇ said...

reana claire இ huh 50 installments? haha

SK இ quite ridiculous to demand this repayment lolz

willie இ glad you found something interesting

Bananazஇ said...

Hayley இ yeah got the inspiration for the title with a twist from 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus'

suituapui இ yeah refer to the tips by small kucing haha

small kucing இ tQ what if both eyes also twitching? haha

Bananazஇ said...

rainfield61 இ after open knife got food poisoning, then got sick for almost a month due to lack of exercise. Still one more eye to go open knife but that will take years haha.

HappySurfer இ lolz at Madonna's cones haha

foongpc இ spot on the fashion industry will not exist and shall be seeing females with blue lipsticks, red eye shadow, yellow pants, green shoes haha

Bananazஇ said...

wenn இ don't play play with ladies huh haha

Leovi இ machine is no match for nature.

Windsmoke இ whoa a complex situation skillful multi-tasking here loving & hating at the same time. lolz

Bananazஇ said...

yvonne இ Moon & Sun, Bright & Dark. heard of your version too but cannot be coming from Bananaz nanti skin kena peeled by the ladies haha

MEcoy இ Mabuhay tQ for dropping by. FYI Bananaz is color blind. Even then the colors currently are so 'mixed' can't tell the color.

Leovi said...

Yes, it seems that there is gender discrimination in colorblindness, genes are unfair.

Daisy said...

Interesting post! My husband has some problems with color blindness, so now I understand better why he does.

Yan said...

Talking about eyes. Today I heard something interesting on Melody FM103 . They talked about spiritual healing. The doctor is able to view what had happened in the past of the patient by just looking at the patient. How ridiculous!

Merryn said...

Wah today I learn so much from you! My cousin is color blind. She can't differentiate purple and err.. pink i think?

Bananazஇ said...

Leovi இ Can't help it win som elose some, female may not see well and heard they have one extra rib than male

Daisy இ we should not take our precious eye for granted. So its high chance your husband has two cones then.

Yan இ That's interesting news on spiritual healing. One thing for sure some sinseh can tell a person's health by looking into the pupil.

Merry இ Quite rare for female to have color blindness maybe one of her cones in her eye could have been damaged

Uncle Lee said...

Hi Bananaz, wow, great posting. Now I be knowing, ha ha.
Sure glad I don't have problems with colour blindness.
Can see you did some homework on this topic.
I recently had my eyes checked....it's free for senior citizens here....and doctor told me "no change".

My eyesight so far so good....
And reason being I never go out or drive without my sunglasses. That really helps, as we get very clear blue skies, no clouds, even in winter, and the bright sun can hurt the eyes.

Your eyes okay now? Can see difference between a miniskirt and dress? Ha ha ha.
Best regards.
Lee.

Bananazஇ said...

Hi Lee, should have followed you to look at many many more STYs or the power of pollen B to keep eyesight in perfect order but then it was too late now. Should have gone into blogging much earlier to get to know you early haha. tQ eyes healed except the focus part need so time for the old cells to get adjusted as the saying goes can't teach old dogs new tricks must slow slow come. Dr said to go for another check up in two months times. Hope by then can even see the thread sewn on miniskirts or the thread on the button of the dress from a distance haha.

HappySurfer said...

Uncle Lee has a point about the use of sunglasses. In our hot climate here, eyes need to be protected from UV rays.

Happy Friday, Bananaz!

Bananazஇ said...

HappySurfer இ Yeah truly agree sunglasses helps tremendously especially in Malaysian climate. You have a swinging weekend.

EastCoastLife said...

Bananaz, eye heals well so now can see girls in miniskirts. :P

Bananazஇ said...

EastCoastLife இ Got a confession not seeing miniskirts but the sexy thighs instead..haha

Leovi said...

Do not use gloves, "hunt cat with no gloves," but I've cut more than once.

Bananazஇ said...

Leovi இ Ouch gotta be careful to handle sharp broken glass in your projects.

Leovi said...

Interesting, yes, my wife has a better nose than me.

lina said...

Really learnt a lot of eyes here, Bananaz.

And couldn't help to really LOL reading the lady's monthly instalment payment! :)

Angie said...

Very informative post here. I come from a family of bad eyesight and turn out all my 3 kids wear glasses. Agree with you about the genes thingy. So far no colour blindness ..touchwood!
Smiled at your "Wonder if women are colour blind what will happen to the cosmetics & fashion industry?" What I can imagine is that lots of women going around dressed in mismatched colours ..hehehe

Leovi said...
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Leovi said...

Yes, women also have a sixth sense, also more developed the other five.

Leovi said...

The mijeres are quite complicated, men are more simple.

London Caller said...

Hello I am back. :)

Years ago, I read a book about psychology.
It mentioned why most people find Asian people are mysterious and it's easier to tell how Europeans feelings than Asian people.

It's got something to do with our pupils.
Brown eyes make it hard to see; whereas blue or lighter eyes are easier to see when the pupils dilate.

Do you agree?

Bananazஇ said...

lina இ The boy should insist for one full repayment and not monthly installments.

Angie இ tQ great all 3 types of cones working well in your 3 kids. Think the same with you about mismatched colors. The ladies would look like rainbow.

Leovi இ Now improved they have 7th sense just kidding haha

Bananazஇ said...

London Caller இ Welcome back where have you been? Missing you already. Your ears or eyes didn't twitch? haha. Quite true about the blue or lighter eyes would buy your idea. Learned from NLP that judging at the position of the pupil whether left, right, down or up we can tell if the person is lying or telling the truth. Just like when we were schooling if our teacher were to ask a student a hard question that boy tends to look up. The eye pupil goes up & goes left meaning he is trying to recall. Then the teacher will scold & said 'the answer is not in the ceiling'. Teachers should be sent for NLP lessons so they can understand the students more.

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MODERN ROBINSON CRUSOE said...

The last statement is an eye-opener

Bananazஇ said...

MRC இ How are you? Still on holiday? When seeing someone special heart may drop at times haha

London Caller said...

Ha ha... You believe it?
Psychology is rubbish lah.
I can give you better analysis next time.

So you gave up fishing all together now?
Vegetarian now?

LifeRamblings said...

lol. the monthly installments really cracked me up. i hope it wont happen to any men.

Bananazஇ said...

London Caller இ Really? OK you be my psychologist next time. Bananaz hanged up his fishing rod way back in the 80's. Those days would go fishing every week, mostly in rivers and quite often at sea in Pulau Paya near Langkawi. Earlier days it was thrilling & fun when I rolled in the line but later part of the years felt so bad & painful to see the fishes struggling before and after the hook. Nope am a vegemeatarian haha.

LifeRamblings இ Oh yeah the lady forget to add in the interest with some extra months of installment lolz

FiSh. ohFISHiee said...

haha dont try to hurt me coz i can bleed a week yet surviving :P

Latest: Bid goodbye to 2012 with Fireworks!

London Caller said...

Ha ha... Don't feel so bad lah.
I know it was just crocodile tears, right.
Just a phase, when you eat fish you don't feel like that, right?

Maybe you developed Stockholm syndrome towards the fish lah. ;o)
The only way to cure this is to go pancing again lah.

Bananazஇ said...

FiSh இ Oh will not hurt ya dont play play with ladies who would'nt die after bleeding for a week haha.

London Caller இ Oh have googled Stockholm syndrome, wow!. No lah just compassionate for the poor fishes. Was at Penang beach once and saw a guy fishing by the sea. He left those small fishes by the shore to die and only took those big ones with him. Bananaz can't stand to see the agony threw those poor abandoned fishes back to into the water.

Leovi said...

Yes, a door to live life.

Bananazஇ said...

Leovi இ A door to live life adorably.

London Caller said...

Ha ha... Maybe that guy was trying to make ikan bilis with those little fish. Did you confront him to find out the truth? Ah, you see. So you cannot make conclusion too early. But maybe you're right at the time. I prefer to think this way lah. Open your mind, the possibilities are endless.

Stockholm syndrome is actually the opposite lah.
In your case, you as the captor felt sympathy towards the fish. So it's terbalik one lah.
Let's call this Banana syndrome lah.

Amelia said...

Hi Bananaz, very informative post. Good that you share as not everyone are aware or know much about it.

Thanks for the bloody pad story. hahaha.... ladies are tough human.

Have a nice week ahead,regards.

Uncle Lee said...

Hi my friend, how you doin'?
How's your sensitive nose? Cannot smell bamboo shoot, can smell woman's perfume? Ha ha ha.
Your eyes now okay....can see miniskirts passing by?
If cannot, habis cherita! No future, arhaaa ha ha.
Have a nice day....
Lee.

Leovi said...

Yes, you're right, looks like an ear.

EastCoastLife said...

So your eye is healing fine as you can now see ladies' sexy thighs. hahaha.... Or maybe the op is such a success you have x-ray eyes and can see through the ladies' clothes. Alamak!

Leovi said...

Thank you very much for your beautiful comment, autumn is dying ...

London Caller said...

You like tomato soup?
I prefer mushroom soup. ;o)
I'm a big mushroom fan, western, oriental, tin mushrooms, all taste good!

Alice Phua said...

LOL, I like the part best is the joke on the girlfriend throwing the bloody pad at the boyfriend to which she can afford to pay him back every month till menopause! THat's a very good and sarcastic answer to the buruk siku boyfriend! LOL!

MODERN ROBINSON CRUSOE said...

Not on holidays...priority changes with time and perhaps zeal for blogging might be gone already....hey keep up as long as you can, bro

JONG said...

I am Yang! and male's pupils dilate when they see beautiful girl. :p

HappySurfer said...

Happy Monday, Bananaz! Trust your weekend was super!

Bananazஇ said...

London Caller இ Oh Banana syndrome haha

Amelia இ Don't play play with ladies they are tough alright tQ

Lee இ Thought cannot get along with bamboo shoot smell and ma sweetie Mango *my other better half* also agrees with me the other day when we stop by R&R at Plus Hiway for a cuppa regarding aroma of bamboo shoot. Only can detect perfume of ladies wearing miniskirts haha

Bananazஇ said...

Leovi இ you heard my imagination of the earlobe loud and clear

London Caller இ Nope correction Bananaz loves mushroom soup. Was saying love that pix of the tomato soup haha

Alice Phua இ Not so loud might wake up your whole family even worst your neighbours haha

Bananazஇ said...

MRC இ tQ for dropping by giving morale support. Can understand how you feel. Time factor can be quite restrictive.

JONG இ Dilate only seeing beautiful girls what about not so beautiful? haha

HappySurfer இ Plenty of driving over the weekend up north and back. Good for ya sunshine over the weekend in KL? Up north was clear but traffic in Penang kinda heavy due to school holidays I guess.

Quay Po Cooks said...

I always learn something when I drop by. Ah yes, don't play play with women. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." LOL!

Quay Po Cooks said...
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LifeRamblings said...

i think this is worse than assault, that is attempted murder. lol

LifeRamblings said...

hope your week is going well buddy.

London Caller said...

Ha... I have to say our Chinese "flowery" mushrooms (huagu) are the best one lah. So yummy, they also absorb the taste of other food.

Angmo here like to stir fry their Angmo white button mushrooms with butter. Not too bad also, but very buttery.

Leovi said...

A sweet love is best to repair a heart.

Bananazஇ said...

Quay Po Cooks இ Glad to hear you picked up some points. Yeah don't play play with women they can give you hell huh lolz

LifeRamblings இ tQ Quite a productive weekend in Penang

London Caller இ Always joke about 'gu' when ordering food would ask for '3 gu 6 por'.

Leovi இ Love heals all alright.

London Caller said...

Ha ha...Luckily you didn't order the wrong "gu" lah!

LifeRamblings said...

enjoy your stay buddy. hope your eyes continue to heal well.

Bananazஇ said...

London Caller இ 3 gu 6 por will be a good name in a menu lolz

LifeRamblings இ Getting better and much better and betterest haha. tQ

Twilight Man said...

This is very interesting and brought me laughter. I used to play snooker with a banker who is colour blind like a mice. How on earth the bank could hire him, I dunno. I cheated him $$ and won the snooker games as he could not tell the red and brown balls difference. I felt sad and guilty, so I returned him his $$. He could not see green rambutans in a tree full of red ones plus he could not see cockroach running on the wooden parquet floors. So he stepped the cockroaches to death. OUCH!

Lately I have been reading up about cataract and glaucoma preventions as my old mother is having them now. She just finished the second cataract but I think nothing can be done with the glaucoma. It will become darkness for her soon.

London Caller said...

Ha ha... That night too cold for candy gals to play outside. But got a lot of candy ah mahs! Ha ha...

They say old gingers are spicier.
So I guess old sugar is sweeter loh.
You want?

Leovi said...

Thank you very much friend. Greetings.

HappySurfer said...

Oh dear, you do have a lot of inedible spam here. haha..

Have a wonderful day ahead and a great weekend.

Bananazஇ said...

Twilight Man இ Same for Bananaz cannot play snooker and 'Master Mind' game. Would ask my opponent where is the brown ball every time before I take a shot. You are sporting TM to return the illegal $$ won over a person with CVD. Sorry to hear about your mom's glaucoma.

London Caller இ No tQ too sweet haha

Leovi இ Not at all the pleasure is mine.

HappySurfer இ Yalor so many inedible spam have sent them to the rubbish bin already. You have a great sunshine weekend too.

London Caller said...

Ha ha... You think so ah?
These days also "reduced sugar" version.

Leovi said...

Yes, you've got the balance.

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HappySurfer said...

Hi Bananaz! No new post before the big bang? :D

Bananazஇ said...

London Caller இ Oh really huh?

Leovi இ Balanced

Anon இ tQ

HappySurfer இ coming up soon in the midst of getting more facts now. Trust me not to worry big bang not coming at all. Stay cool.

London Caller said...

>Any idea why is the Thames never frozen since 1814? You mean it has frozen before, now too polluted?

That's because the original London Bridge, which was narrower was taken down, a new and wider London Bridge was constructed. Now the river can flow faster, making it impossible to freeze over.

London sold the old London Bridge to America!
Piece by piece, it was re-constructed there.
Good idea, huh?

HappySurfer said...

LOL! Of course I know that but just want to get into the hype of it all. Looking forward to the event actually. No, scratch that. Gotta be careful what we wish for and I wish for peace and calm now and forever. Happy Sunday, Bananaz, and it's a beautiful day here in KL today, hor?

London Caller said...

Ha ha... Not sure the zebra was real or fake.
But since you can't bear to see fish dead, it's better be fake lah.

Leovi said...

Yes, I've heard Wind Of Change by the Vienna Symphonic Orchestra and is an ideal subject for left rocking gently. Greetings.

Bananazஇ said...

London Caller இ OIC tQ for the de-frosting news of the Thames. Since a child we have been singing London Bridge is falling down and it sure did hehe.

HappySurefer இ Law of attraction? haha. Yeah beau Sunday in the early part but now looks shady.

London Caller இ As long as the animal didn't suffer its OK with me.

Leovi இ Oh sure will check it out with youtube. Gracias

Kian Fai Koh said...

I wonder if AH GUA really got Yin Yang Eye or not :X XD

Bananazஇ said...

Kian Fai Koh இ That's a million $ question probably yes

 
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