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Dec 10, 2011

இ Crazy Times..

While brisk walking around our apartment one beautiful morning with Mango these round circular objects above caught my attention to see them neatly arranged in regimented order.  Is there a medical term for a person who has a phobia over direction. A friend's friend will always constantly ask for NESW direction 'where am I now'? So what can we gather from these parabola dish? Thinking..shall give you 1 minute..oh need more time OK how about 60 seconds then.   

That's right all of them faced WEST. If you need to know the compass direction when buying a house or apartment the dish would be a good guide as they need to face west for clear video streaming reception until unless Astro upgrade the MEASAT-1 satellite to face South.


Besides having great business acumen is not good enough. One must have creativity and dare to be different to stay ahead. Look at how creative the owner of this shop coming up with this eye-catching banner. Written in Malay "TAUKEH SUDAH GILA! CINCAI CINCAI JUAL!" the direct translation "Bozz Gone CRAZY!, Simply Simply Sell!" The Chinese version '平平賣/卖 píngpíng mài' meaning "Cheap Cheap Sell!" and the bozz claimed to be the Malaysia's No.1 CRAZY! Probably the bozz can see home light at the end of the tunnel.



Two colleagues were having a good belly laugh about receiving a SUV on his 63th birthday from lovely wife. Could not help myself laughing at their hilarious expressions. Incidentally a transcript from BBC Learning English "The combination of a good guffaw and exercise is said to stretch muscles and trigger endorphins - the chemical in the brain known for its feel-good effect." What is so overwhelming to receive that *sport utility vehicle* SUV? 
S - socks
U - underwear
V - viagra
[confession: the SUV is a joke but the two blokes are my colleagues, most importantly we share the laughter and be part of the laughter yoga like the saying goes, laughter is the best medicine..~;).]

102 Bunchesஇ:

Hayley said...

LOL.. I love that banner!! Really outstanding! :P

One said...

I didn't know they all face West. Thanks. That banner is outstanding! I might have walked in.

One said...

Btw, your caption shall be posted on Monday. Thanks.

suituapui said...

So many satellite dish? That must be an apartment or a condo... Imagine one single house having so many... 1st wife, 2nd wife, 3rd wife etc... LOL!!!

Small Kucing said...

Used to be we'll see TV atenna in the old days. Now are Astro disc. Wah if i get a SUV i also will laugh till see teeth no see eyes

lina said...

Oh! So now I know that those dishes face west. ^^

lina said...

Very crazy banner. Must attract lotsa crazy customers crazy about finding crazy bargains. ;)

lina said...

SUV - will get for hubby for his birthday if not just to see whether he can have the same expression as those two. ;p

Angie said...

Hahaha.. really had a good laugh at the banner. Really an attention grabber.. very original and creative I must say.
Aikk.. I didn't know the parabola disc has been legalized. Smiled at how you described the position of the parabola. Now gotta check my apartment if there is any suitable place.. who knows, might just replace my astro, getting more expensive ..lol
The two gents laugh is so infectious. Was laughing before I even read your post. lol and they have good reasons to laugh too.
thanks for sharing.

Amelia's De-ssert said...

OMG, for a moment I thought SUV is referring to the expensive car but it turn out to be other SUV, hahaha

I'm staying in an apartment, now I got to go check my Astro disc facing which direction. hahaha..

Have a nice weekend.

wenn said...

haha..I used to buy SU for my hubby but not V..

Charmaine Pua Li Ping said...

Hahahaha! I wonder the boss will dare to show face or not... later everyone look at him the weird way cos he gila wan :D

Tekkaus said...

I hope all the tauke is gila over here. LOL :D

Windsmoke. said...

Bonza joke about the SUV made me smile. The parabola discs on the roof remind me of mushroom soldiers standing to attention :-).

Leovi said...

Yes, an organized army of satellite dishes.

London Caller said...

Not west lah.
Best feng shui location is to face south.
When I die, my "lot" must also face south lah!

rainfield61 said...

I like your SUV.

I have a very good laugh.

Bananazஇ said...

Hayley இ:Wonder the bozz will go to Tanjung Rambutan later haha.

One இ: tQ for posting my caption shall wait till Monday. Oh yes all must face west.

Suituapui இ: No lah one apartment per disc. Bananaz no got living within my means haha. Worried might stay glued to the TV as I'm home based SOHO.

Bananazஇ said...

Small Kucing இ:Haha direct decode ~ laught till see teeth no see eyes. Yah lah hardly see any TV antennas nowadays old horse already.

Lina இ:West yes. Really gotta be joking to give your abang the SUV? lolz

Angie:இ:Oops sorry for the confusion, no need to change those are the Astro satellite discs and not those hooha un-legalized disc. Yeah the two dudes are sure funny.

Bananazஇ said...

Amelia's De-ssert இ: Gotcha!The Astro program was controlled and monopolized by the former developer's management. This SUV is less than RM50 lolz.

Wenn இ: Sama sama Bananz no need to buy SU all bought by Mango as she goes the shopping more often than me. Oh no V please haha.

Charmaine இ:Will he come out with another banner saying "Taukeh sudah masuk Tg Rambutan, Cepat Beli 1 Percuma 3! haha.

Bananazஇ said...

Tekkaus இ: Can send some of his gila virus over to you and you can spread all over Melaka. haha.

Windsmoke இ:Mushroom soldiers..ATTENTION! haha.

Leovi இ:Yup very organized.

Bananazஇ said...

London Caller இ:Fengshui for the Chinese is not WEST haha...they say eat 'sai pak feng' west north wind means got nothing left izzit? Sure your 'lot'[tombstone] must face south just becoz you Johor mali or coz of good fengshui? haha.

Rainfield61இ:tQ laugh more join the laughter yoga. lolz.

MODERN ROBINSON CRUSOE said...

Ok now know why the satellite dish are aligned in such way

Haha good sharing of that joker banner

James Oh said...

ha.........gd joker banner

reanaclaire said...

Very creative Boss there! SUV .. gosh, u all think of everything! hahaha...

FiSh said...

lol the taukeh sudah gila, coz he put up such banner to attract ppl :P

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Isaac Tan said...

i dont mind getting an SUV. but for 30th birthday boleh? :P hehe

[SK] said...

i wonder why the management are not signing up with astro so that the whole apartment just need to install a master satellite, and depending on which tenants need to service, just turn on the option for them.. so many dishes there just seem so disgraceful..

[SK] said...

hahahaha!! taukeh sudah gila, cincai cincai jual!!! i love that slogan!! where is this place BTW?? haha~~ cool slogan!!

Daisy said...

Your SUV joke made me laugh. I like the picture of your friends sharing a laugh too. Just looking at it makes me want to smile.

Sheoh Yan said...

I just read a news in newspaper. A hawker put up a memo of 3 continuous rest days because of lost in love. Nowadays people get very creative. Banner and slogan also must be creative and different. Let others laugh also no problem, as long as get attention and stand out.

Sheoh Yan said...

Your two colleagues really jokers. They will angry or not, knowing that you put their picture in your blog?

Casendra said...

now that i know its facing west... hahaha... thanks for sharing!

Bananazஇ said...

MRC இ: Facing WEST for better reception and that gila banner wonder sales improved or not?

James Oh இ: tQ for dropping by

Reanaclaire இ: Think the gila taukeh will be staying quite close to your place now going to Tg Rambutan.

Bananazஇ said...

FiSh இ:Tauke memang gila at least the public would turn their heads when they pass by.

Isaac Tan இ:You must get the real SUV haha.

[SK] இ: This was the very first phase, management didn't take control over the installation yet. The future blocks were 'forced' to sign up with the management but their prices slightly higher. The gila cincai shop is in Bandar Sg Long same row as Hong Leong Bank at the main street.

Bananazஇ said...

Daisy இ:Laughter the best medicine haha.

Sheoh Yan இ:No more those stereo types 'Sales' and some have that sign for years haha. Oh have to collect advertisement fee from my colleagues haha.

Bananazஇ said...

Casendra இ:Quite many didn't know the Astro dish is facing west including me. It's when the sun shines through my window in the late afternoon and upon looking out could see all the dishes facing the same direct. Sama sama

yvonne said...

Tauke gila, cheap cheap sell... where's the shop? I wanna go join some crazy sales. Don't mind the tauke gila or no, as long as the sales is real~

yvonne said...

SUV?? Ohh... I've learn new terms now. Now only buy SU, but on my hubb's 63th birthday, maybe I'll add an V to my list, kekekeke!

Bananazஇ said...

Yvonne இ: Shop is i Bandar Sg Long, Kajang, Selangor. Can't find the taukeh he is in Tg Rambutan now haha. His next slogan maybe "Bozz masuk Tg Rambutan cepat beli 1 percuma 3 lagi GILA!" By then viagra could be outdated more geng one in the market haha.

Leovi said...

Yes sir, Laughter is a good crisderode endorphins.

Life Ramblings said...

this is the first time i'm seeing so many satellite dishes sitting in the same spot. looks weird and funny at the same time.

Life Ramblings said...

the banner looks very bizarre. i haven't come across such a thing befor. hope the taukeh's business has been good. :)

Life Ramblings said...

haha, the SUV joke cracks me up. i love your sense of humour. you're right, laughter is a good medicine.

Life Ramblings said...

hope your week is off to a great start. thanks for the great laughter.

EastCoastLife said...

I have been buying my hubby his socks and underwear for the past 21 years ..... luckily still don't need the viagra. hahaha.....

khengsiong said...

Bring a compass is simpler than to look for Astro disk...

HappySurfer said...

That's a really nice shot of your colleagues, Bananaz. Do they know they are on candid camera? LOL

Nice lineup of Astro dishes. Oh dear, the units around them would have extra zap of waves? Just wondering..

Bananazஇ said...

Leovi இ:Laugh more hahahahahahaha

Life Ramblings இ:Yuppy week of laughter lolz. Wonder the 'gila' bozz made big sales after the banner was up but sure get lots of head turning.

EastCoastLife இ:Wow 21 years! He likes your choice or you suit his taste haha.

Bananazஇ said...

Khengsiong இ: Great thinking to bring along compass. Only in case there is nothing to refer on the direction the dish and the sun would be the next best alternative haha.

HappySurfer இ:Yeah lah. Have not given it a thought all those zaps and lasers light rays buzzing around. 1st & 2nd floor would be most closest. My block (last phase) was OK not a single dish on the porch rooftop, they got them fixed at their own balcony area. Bananaz got none too afraid of glueing to the square box thus affecting my SOHO activities.

Bengbeng said...

So many satellite dishes. I still have access to ony RTM1,RTM2 and TV3 only. :)

lena said...

i never knew that astro satelite dish prefers to face west! that banner is really funny, betul2 siao already the boss! but i like it!!

Bananazஇ said...

Bengbeng இ: Same here viewing extra NTV7 & TV8 & 9 + Bloomberg from Unifi

Lena இ:Catchy slogan meaning bozz tak siao lagi haha.

Yee Ling said...

LOL...the boss dare to be different!

lina said...

saying hello to Bananaz now from KL oredi. Holiday habis oredi. huhuhu

foongpc said...

Wow! So many dishes? LOL!

foongpc said...

What a funny banner! Sure attracts lots of attention! : )

foongpc said...

LOL at your version of SUV! : D

Bananazஇ said...

Yee Ling இ: Sudah gila on his way to Tg Rambutan haha.

Lina இ: Cepat nya how time flies like buttock belum warm sudah pi mai pi mai balik-ed pulak haha.

Bananazஇ said...

Foongpc இ: Wonder that gila bozz be lagi gila when sales sky rocketed haha.

Leovi said...

Viagra no missing at the right time is one of the drugs most erotic.

Bananazஇ said...

Leovi இ: 'V' for victory & for Peace..no viagra haha. Gracias.

London Caller said...

Ha ha! North East not good lah!
My lot must face South.
So yours face North, right?
Because you from Penang?!

Ha ha... Super tonic still need tongkat ali.
The chicken is a supplement.
Tak cukup kuat.

Bananazஇ said...

London Caller இ:Ashes to ashes dust to dust.. may even choose cremation and scatter my ashes in the sea no need to look for any direction haha.

Quay Po Cooks said...

What a great idea to buy SUV for a gift. I was cracking my head what to buy for my Quay Lo this Christmas. YES! I will buy him SUV - Socks, Underwear but V for Vicks!! (He is having a bad flu). hehehe The pic of your colleques is priceless! How can anyone not laugh seeing their expression. LOL!

Leovi said...

I joined the laughter yoga.

willie a.k.a reptoz said...

Wah! So many discs. I think they belong to different owners and the banner? That's the most creative advert. But at first, I thought the public put the banner there to curse the taukey. Hahahaha! What a misinterpretation.

SUV? Hehehe...Maybe it's true for senior citizen because they get cold easily at night so buy socks, and they need to change underwear frequently due to kidney problem so buy underwear and of course low energy, so buy viagra. Hahaha!

Have a nice day!

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Bananazஇ said...

Quay Po Cooks இ:Yeah 'V' for Vicks, hope Quay Lo gets well soon way before Xmas.

Leovi இ: HaHaHaHaHa!!!

Willie a.k.a reptoz இ:Taukeh himself is gila haha. 'V' can be for Vitamins lolz

Cloudia இ:Aloha! laugh as often as possible..haha.

prince n princess mum said...

Facing any direction also, once rain, no more program is available.. ;)

Autumn Belle said...

Astro receiver pointing west is news me. Also applies to SUV but can laugh now-lah, hahaha...

Good to have more gila bosses to give out cincai sales.

Becareful with laughter as medicine. If got heart attack, then too much laughter make cause a stroke. Similarly if laugh too much during makan, then may choke :>)

Bananazஇ said...

Prince n princess mum இ: Korek korek korek. Only chance to watch Astro is when we dine outside and we see nothing when it pours haha. So no direction haha.

Bananazஇ said...

Autumn Belle இ: Rally? Thought yoga laughter would prevent heart attacks haha. When we were kids not suppose to even talk during makan-ing what more about laughter, but can laugh now. Saw a movie the guy was too happy when he won mahjong think its 13yew and laughed and died, its only a movie but could be real?

CH Voon said...

if you not put apartment, i thought how can a double-storey house to install so many disc??? crazy!!

CH Voon said...

Eer... for sure, i don't have this kind of disc at my home... waste money kekeke (i hate those company monopoly the market, so they hike the price, and everyone have to pay with no choice)

CH Voon said...

i hope my wife will not give me this kind of present during Christmas day hehehe

CH Voon said...

Over laugh is not good to health - it will hurt our heart.

hehehe percaya ke?

Bananazஇ said...

CH Voon இ: Haha would be carzy for a double story house installing so many dishes. You've got two choices with Astro ie take it our leave it. Bananaz got none not to spent too much time watching TV. Hope Sandhi buys you more 'V'itamins lolz. Laughter is good for helping heart to pump faster more oxygen supply haha.

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Leovi said...

They did have a sixth sense, commercial.

London Caller said...

Cremation is also good choice!
I want to have my ashes stuffed inside a rocket and then fire up in the dark night like a firework.

Ah... Life is like that. Short but brilliant.

Now, you don't copy my idea huh!

Bananazஇ said...

Leovi இ: With stiff competition have to think out of the box haha.

London Caller இ: Too late you didn't © now its mine haha. Many ways in making use of the ahses which they have companies making nice pendant with the ashes inside. Like your idea they have that already but not your kinda way but second thoughts will be polluting the universe haha.

Kian Fai Koh said...

SUV is that meaning? haha I dunno then :X

anyways the banner last time China people sell their vase and drawings only put that kind of wording, now this taukeh also put it lol

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