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Dec 22, 2011

இ Scared Die People 嚇死人

This early beautiful morning heard a 'thud' sound echoing through my window followed with a loud cry by Mango from the kitchen ~ ' 嚇死人' *xià sǐ rén* lit.'scared die people'. In English we do use this phrase "scared to death" its a matter of placing the words. Bear with me for a moment while Bananaz digress with why we are quite sure to say 'die' before an exclamation mark when faced with surprises? Most common, 'Die lah I forgot to turn off the air-con at home' or 'this time sure die one my husband is gonna fly off the handle for damaging his precious car'. Sounds familiar? WhyAskWhy? Sorry no answers this round! Maybe its good to figure it out why, open up our mind to reflect why we subconsciously utter this word 'die' in almost all negativities?


Thanks for your patience let's continue with that loud thud sound. Some fellas have fallen out of bed while jumping sky high guess that's bad parenting with no proper control. If its a human being, no language barrier for Bananaz but the problem is, its a bird. What kind of language to speak to the parents to get a king size bed or build a bigger nest and to tell them off, no jumping on the bed next time? How about 'Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep'?


Yes it was our 'uninvited' guest, this wild bird might have fallen from the nest built some years ago at our laundry area, crashed onto our washing machine, bounced over a couple of feet before landing on the floor. Dashed to the kitchen when Mango asked to kindly rescue that poor bird who was lying with wings all flat out, lucky its still moving. Oh Mamma Mia, on second glance its not only one but two birds locked in each other's wings telling live story of the birds and the bees. Told Mango we better not be cruel to interrupt a loving couple who fell from cloud 9 and now in heavenly kingdom but to grab the camera on the double.


Beak to beak cheek to cheek, they just ignore us like we are transparent..


One of them said "Don't leave any love marks on my neck" [the bird do pecks on the neck haha].


Two loving birds together as one



Both remain still for couple of minutes then got up and up up and away..

64 Bunchesஇ:

One said...

After I click on your link on my side bar, I really heard a thud on my window. No birds but my noisy kids.

I have yet to see such a sight although there are lots of birds here. Wonder why they didn't hide among the bushes.

FiSh said...

lol the two birds really scare die people! suddenly flew to your house and did that in front of humans. hahas

-FiSh
ohFISHiee.blogspot.com

lina said...

bird porn!

MODERN ROBINSON CRUSOE said...

Can only manage laugh at comments - why lah the birds do that in Banz house? An omen??

Small Kucing said...

alamak...orang tengah buat anak ler kakakaka

Hayley said...

LOL... two loving birds which scare die people ya!

Amelia's De-ssert said...

Hi Bananaz, hahahha...OMG! I couldn't stop laughing. Really kiasi lang..the birds ...suddenly flew to your house to do their hanky panky act.
I also posted my doves with their babies yesterday.Check it out when you're free but no hanky panky act. LOL

[SK] said...

hahaha, maybe mango was a little to exaggerating?? just saw a bird on the toilet floor but "scared die people"?? i guess banana instead is "scared die people" with that shout early in the morning..

[SK] said...

hahaha, good investigation logic bananaz.. i like how you logically thought how the bird fell down from the ceiling.. nobody have ever expected two birds fell down from their love nest because they were too intense in their love activity!! hahahaha~~

[SK] said...

oh my, bananaz should go and get lottery from all toto, magnum and da ma cai!! this is really a rare scene, the birds ignored both of you and continued their lifetime most important mission.. cool~~ :)

Daisy said...

That must have been quite a surprise! hahaha! This post made me laugh, Bananaz! :D

Bananazஇ said...

One இ: They have built the nest for a few years already. Any idea on the name of the bird?

FiSh இ: Lucky for them they did not fall into one pail of water nearby.

Lina இ: Oops haha.

CH Voon said...

Happy solstice to you and your family too!

fufu said...

your univited friends got bring you luck or not?? hahaha

Bananazஇ said...

MRC இ: Today is DongZhi special day haha?

Small Kucing இ: Aiya SK under age tak nak.. haha.

Hayley இ: The loud thud onto the washing machine really scared the hell out of us. lolz

CH Voon said...

oh i thought it is dead bird..

they are making love ke? wakakaka

CH Voon said...

er... don't disturb them... let them have a nice moment.... it is xxx show .... which not suitable for children under 18 years old

Bananazஇ said...

Amelia's De-ssert இ: Really kaisi lang if you were to stand in the kitchen could hear the loud thud too. Have seen your lovely cute doves. That nest has been with us for years and would have produced many young birds as well but could not see them as it was covered up. Morning and evening time could hear them chirping.

[SK] இ: No exaggerating that was really loud thud. That was the washing area near the kitchen. Not sure now how the on gong process of the fall. Right must hentam moreover today is DongZhi good day huh haha.

Daisy இ: The loud thud was a big bang which scared the hell out of Mango who was at the kitchen sink few inches away from the washing machine...lolz

Bananazஇ said...

CH Voon இ:Happy Dongzhi to you and family. Right better close Vanessa's eyes XXX rated haha.

FuFu இ: Hopefully our uninvited guests would bring us Winter Solstice luck for a better tomorrow haha.

Charmaine Pua Li Ping said...

Huh they fell? Maybe they're hurt leh

wenn said...

interesting..I hvn't seen acts by real birds before..wish u had videoed it.. :)

Tekkaus said...

So in the end they flew off on their own?

Tekkaus said...

What were the birds doing? Hmmmm....hmmm...

Bananazஇ said...

Charmaine இ:That was we thought initially but after observing them for a while they are OK.

Wenn இ:Yalor not used to this new camera coz have not format so not able take video yet. Sorry pixz not too sharp was on wrong mode. haha.

Bananazஇ said...

Tekkaus இ: Yeah they flew off on their own and never looked back haha. They were doing XXX stuff haha..

Windsmoke. said...

How sweet you are leaving them alone to finish having nookie :-).

London Caller said...

Ha ha ha!
The other day was ah moi Vietnam.

Today is beastility?!
Maybe another new word for you? Ha ha...

Alamak, the last photo is "swallow" right?!
Pardon the pun!
After close inspection, I think that's swallow 69!

Ah... so hot!

Bengbeng said...

an awesone pornographic photographic opportunity for you. you know the phrase the birds n the bees do it.. well i never thought of the birds doing it before :)

suituapui said...

Aiyor...scared die people! For a moment. I thought your bird died. LOL!!! Thank goodness, it was some stupid angry bird. Hahahaha!!!

Autumn Belle said...

They say that if a bird fly into your house, it means good news is coming. If they build a nest, even better. Now you have 2 birds in 7th heaven doing the 'thing', unexpectedly. Wala! Double happiness with a windfall? Would you like a windfall of $$$ or bb?

yvonne said...

Oh... got bird nest in your house? Can harvest for bird nest soup liao, kekeke!

Heard something about bird nesting in our house like Autumn Belle mentioned, hence the nest built in my house is not demolished. Just that, I haven't caught the birds in action.

yvonne said...

Eh, bananaz watched the whole process, got cleanse your eyes later? Ah bor, tiok bat chiam (kena eye stye).

Sheoh Yan said...

Bananaz, wow! wow! Good Fengshui in your house, means this Dragon year, you sure 'huat ah!' .

Sheoh Yan said...

2 birds somemore did the hanky panky things there, huh! Means your house is filled with love.

Sheoh Yan said...

Thanks for the 鸟话。Cute!

Bananazஇ said...

Windsmoke இ:Let sleeping 'birds' lie haha.

London Caller இ:Beastility porn haha. Sorry didn't capture on video practically in the last pixz the bird on the left was with beak opened like grasping for breath and dead tired. lolz

Bengbeng இ: 1001 apologies pixz not too clear, first few was on wrong mode coz of kancheong-ness and afraid if too near might scare them and spoil their fun, so gotta keep a distance haha.

Bananazஇ said...

Suituapui இ:Ma bird still alive and kicking hahaha. Yalor some angry bird decided to jump off their nest.

Autumn Belle இ:Wow! Great news! Greedy a bit can pick both two ah hahaha.

Yvonne இ:They were with us for couple of years and don't know how many generation has come and gone. Nice to hear them chirping in morning and evening. Aiyo cham liao forgot to wash eyes die lah so how? If tiok bat chiam tie a black string on finger loh haha.

Sheoh Yan இ:"Seng nei kwai yin" ~ Canto. Kamsia kamsia. Huatttt ahhhh. Agree full of love and radiant with metta in the house.

Daniel Chiam said...

Just wanted to drop by and wish you Merry Christmas and happy holidays!!! :D

Thanks for visiting all this while :D

Annie Q said...

Muahahahahahha !!! At first I also thought it's a dead bird but looks like it is two naughty birds playing some game !!! Hahahhaa . They are so into it till they don't bother you and mango standing watching their " performance" !! LOL

Merry Christmas to you and Mango! Have a fun time and have a good long weekend !

Leovi said...

Really amazing that after the fall get up and leave. Greetings.

Life Ramblings said...

wow, such a sweet surprise. looks like love is the air in Bananaz's house. how romantic!

Life Ramblings said...

wah, so many different styles. looks like their most intimate moments have become public in your blog. hhaha

Life Ramblings said...

hope you've a wonderful Christmas. Happy holidays.

Ai Shiang said...

祝你圣诞快乐

London Caller said...

Ha ha... She opened her mouth waiting for him to ....
Alamak, your bird porn is getting dirtier lah!

Swallows too small.
Next time try ostriches, we can see better lah.

lina said...

Birdies like Bananaz house. Hope it won't turn into a bird's love nest soon! LOL

lina said...

Bananaz,mango & family,
Have a great weekend. Happy holidays! :)

Bananazஇ said...

Daniel Chiam இ: You have a great holiday too and Merry Xmas.

Annie Q இ:Me too thought the fall was fatal. The birds have forgotten their parents name already haha.

Leovi இ: Lucky no bones broken for them, the washing machine could have cushioned them a bit.

Bananazஇ said...

Life Ramblings இ:Love is in the air haha. Last night my daughter's boyfriend called asking for my daughter's hand..~;). Coincidence?

Ai Shiang இ:祝你圣诞快乐, lucky got dictionary ever ready. Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year to your and family.

London Caller இ: These birds are swallows?

Lina இ:Ada proposal going on leh my daughter's boyfriend called last night and Bananaz was like huh!!!Just dunno what to say haha. Happy holidays to you too.

Lrong said...

Wah, good the birds only pengsan for a while... merry xmas...

Bananazஇ said...

Lrong இ: Not sure pengsan for a while or too tired to move haha. Merry X'mas.

HappySurfer said...

ARRRGGHHHHHHHHH! 18SX!

Ahem, mustn't overreact afterall they are just doing what the birds and the bees do.

Trust you are having a wonderful holiday.

Bananazஇ said...

HappySurfer இ: That's what nature is all about..hope you have the same happy holidays

Quay Po Cooks said...

It is rare to see birds love making. Wow you are very lucky!! No need to wonder where the fell from. Just know that it was LOVE actually. No die scared people lah LOL!

Jo said...

Just got back from Melbourne less than a week ago and decided to visit some blogs and came across.... this. =P

Bananazஇ said...

Quay Po Cooks இ True LOVE is in the air nothing gonna hurt them much.

Jo இ Ooops sorry didn't add in the 18SX. Welcome home and have a great new year 2012.

Leovi said...

Fear is one of the best weapons to manipulate people.

Bananazஇ said...

Leovi இ Very true most rampantly used in some religion and politics.

Kian Fai Koh said...

macam bollywood rolling from top of the nest to the washing machine then to . . . the floor lol . . . If u know what I mean lol

Bananazஇ said...

Kian Fai Koh இ Very true bollywood Great thinking..haha

lena said...

the two birds must have got over excited on what they were doing and now somemore photos taken by banana..die lah..die lah..

World Book Message said...

Beautiful piece of work. Go ahead. Thanks.

The World Bookmarking said...

Eligible work. Worthy of applause. Thanks.

World Bookmarking Store said...

Wonderful work. Watching for future post.

 
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