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Jan 15, 2010

ക VERY VERY DISAPPOINTED

A six grade science teacher, Mrs Brown, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!"

She then sat back down.

Mrs Brown ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs Brown said, "Very good, Billy." Then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

1. First, you have a dirty mind.

2. Second, you didn't read your homework.

3. And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed."




Emoticon Banana

40 Bunchesஇ:

HappySurfer said...

hahahahaahhah.....

I didn't read my homework too. *looking down sheepishly* Good one! Thanks for the laugh, Bananaz.

Bananazക said...

HappySurfer, hahaha have a great weekend.

manglish said...

hahhaah a good one b4 i log off from work.....have a great wkend...

Kelvin said...

lol, disappointed as in tat 'part' dun really increases 10 times?

Gratitude said...

Hahahahaha another banana-related joke! :P

Have a great weekend ya! ^_^
+Ant+

Keats The Sunshine Girl said...

I just tripped on a banana skin - got up laughing. Ha! Ha! Ha! Enjoy your day:)

Bananazക said...

Manglish ക you have a great weekend too. TQ

Kelvin ക oh that's you is why you are VERY VERY disappointed haha. TQ

Gratitude ക you have a nice weekend too. TQ

ShAKirA CHOONG said...

HA HA HA...COOL!
Have you a great weekend.
hugs,
shakira

Bananazക said...

ShAKirA CHOONG ക glad you smiled, have a cool weekend!

Bananazക said...

Keats The Sunshine Girl ക oops you slipped over the peel, keep laughing over the weekend.

CH Voon said...

hahaha shit! i think i a dirty mind as well!

but after think twice... yahor... how can 10 times...

it is really good! now i know the answer! i going to trick dirty mind people!

Merryn said...

OK lah.. my otak kuning oso lah.. but then was wondering oso.. TEN times??? whoa.. nasib baik got to know the truth.. otherwise.. will be dissapointed too.. :P

Bananazക said...

CH Voon ക you've got dirty dirty 'eyes' need a clean with optrex and a naughty mind haha. Have a great Ukrainian weekend. TQ

Bananazക said...

Merryn ക moment of truth..haha have a nice weekend. TQ

Pete said...

Ha ha, now let me check see mine can go 10times its' normal size.....ruler please...ha ha ha

Bananazക said...

Pete ക an optometrist uses an ophthalmoscope not a ruler haha..have a 10 times merrier weekend.

William Manson © 2010 said...

absolutely brilliant friend, it goes to show minds can be affected at ab early age, thanks for posting..

Bananazക said...

William Manson © 2010, mind can do wonders and also to remind us to do our homework as well before we speak aloud. TQ

jingle said...

Wise Post,
You rock Us Into Deep Thinking!
I loved it and grinned from ears to ears...

Thank you for the outstanding joke.

Rose Belle said...

Now this is something that teachers should post in front of the classroom and talk about on the first day of school so students know that loud and obnoxious behavior is just that -loud and obnoxious. Having been raised in a diverse city of different ethnicities, I must say, Asians are most respectful to the teachers. I've seen it as bad as it can get with students threatening teachers in middle and high school.

CH Voon said...

I clean oledi.... now very clean!

so dont call me dirty mind anymore ar... :)

Bananazക said...

jingle ക haha grinning all the way. TQ

Rose Belle ക yeah Asian culture are sort of different from the West who are more out spoken but lately the Asian students are also picking up fast from the West. TQ

CH Voon ക OK you are clean now and more handsome too with your new avatar, you looked great. TQ

Mei Teng said...

tsk tsk...cluttered mind..haha. Happy weekend.

Bananazക said...

Mei Teng ക true a 6th grader at such a tender age having 'cluttered' mind. lol TQ.

CH Voon said...

Vanessa told me that banana ko ko said youtube able to turn the thing right...! ok i try to explorer a bit. i am pc nut.

CH Voon said...

Youtube have this rotation features? i think need to use other software to do so...

jingle said...

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Keep People Laughing and thinking.

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Smiles. :)

Cleffairy said...

Ahahaha.... she's not the only one with a dirty mind. *sigh*

jam said...

How could 'that' increases to 10 times its size when stimulated? Poor sex education!

[SK] said...

yeah, that is a stupid Mary.. how could what she was thinking probably increases to 10 times bigger?? haha~~ :p

Bananazക said...

CH Voon ക you are pc nut I'm peanut haha. Maybe its also good to have the Vanessa's video at horizontal can exercise the neck after sitting too long facing the square box.

jingle ക thank you for your kind words.

Cleffairy ക she did not read her homework too. haha

jam ക poor sex education eh, she is going to be very very disappointed haha.

[SK] ക like what jam said poor sex education and also she did read her homework.

Shingo T said...

10 times is ALOT.

molly said...

Good one. Hahaha

foongpc said...

Oh that's a relief! I thought it will increase 10 times! haha!

Bananazക said...

Shingo T ക 10 times for the pupil or that something else? haha

molly ക thank you.

foongpc ക relief to you but some maybe not enough. haha

Elaine said...
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Autumn Belle @ KDP said...

This reminds me of a common word for donkey (ass) that has taken on a new meaning. We could use it in text books and essays but nowadays they only use it for swearing. Well behaved youngsters won't even think about saying it out loud. Sad to say, this word has evolved to be a rude word due to clutted minds!

William Manson © 2010 said...

hope u are well friend :)

MODERN ROBINSON CRUSOE said...

I kenot help laughing at this as well...LOL

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