Friday, January 15, 2010
இ Baŋäŋaz இ
A six grade science teacher, Mrs Brown, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!"
She then sat back down.
Mrs Brown ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs Brown said, "Very good, Billy." Then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
1. First, you have a dirty mind.
2. Second, you didn't read your homework.
3. And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed."
Posted in: Very Very Disappointed
38 Bunchesஇ:
hahahahaahhah.....
I didn't read my homework too. *looking down sheepishly* Good one! Thanks for the laugh, Bananaz.
HappySurfer, hahaha have a great weekend.
hahhaah a good one b4 i log off from work.....have a great wkend...
lol, disappointed as in tat 'part' dun really increases 10 times?
Hahahahaha another banana-related joke! :P
Have a great weekend ya! ^_^
+Ant+
I just tripped on a banana skin - got up laughing. Ha! Ha! Ha! Enjoy your day:)
Manglish ക you have a great weekend too. TQ
Kelvin ക oh that's you is why you are VERY VERY disappointed haha. TQ
Gratitude ക you have a nice weekend too. TQ
HA HA HA...COOL!
Have you a great weekend.
hugs,
shakira
ShAKirA CHOONG ക glad you smiled, have a cool weekend!
Keats The Sunshine Girl ക oops you slipped over the peel, keep laughing over the weekend.
OK lah.. my otak kuning oso lah.. but then was wondering oso.. TEN times??? whoa.. nasib baik got to know the truth.. otherwise.. will be dissapointed too.. :P
CH Voon ക you've got dirty dirty 'eyes' need a clean with optrex and a naughty mind haha. Have a great Ukrainian weekend. TQ
Merryn ക moment of truth..haha have a nice weekend. TQ
Ha ha, now let me check see mine can go 10times its' normal size.....ruler please...ha ha ha
Pete ക an optometrist uses an ophthalmoscope not a ruler haha..have a 10 times merrier weekend.
absolutely brilliant friend, it goes to show minds can be affected at ab early age, thanks for posting..
William Manson © 2010, mind can do wonders and also to remind us to do our homework as well before we speak aloud. TQ
Wise Post,
You rock Us Into Deep Thinking!
I loved it and grinned from ears to ears...
Thank you for the outstanding joke.
Now this is something that teachers should post in front of the classroom and talk about on the first day of school so students know that loud and obnoxious behavior is just that -loud and obnoxious. Having been raised in a diverse city of different ethnicities, I must say, Asians are most respectful to the teachers. I've seen it as bad as it can get with students threatening teachers in middle and high school.
I clean oledi.... now very clean!
so dont call me dirty mind anymore ar... :)
jingle ക haha grinning all the way. TQ
Rose Belle ക yeah Asian culture are sort of different from the West who are more out spoken but lately the Asian students are also picking up fast from the West. TQ
CH Voon ക OK you are clean now and more handsome too with your new avatar, you looked great. TQ
tsk tsk...cluttered mind..haha. Happy weekend.
Mei Teng ക true a 6th grader at such a tender age having 'cluttered' mind. lol TQ.
Vanessa told me that banana ko ko said youtube able to turn the thing right...! ok i try to explorer a bit. i am pc nut.
Youtube have this rotation features? i think need to use other software to do so...
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Ahahaha.... she's not the only one with a dirty mind. *sigh*
How could 'that' increases to 10 times its size when stimulated? Poor sex education!
yeah, that is a stupid Mary.. how could what she was thinking probably increases to 10 times bigger?? haha~~ :p
CH Voon ക you are pc nut I'm peanut haha. Maybe its also good to have the Vanessa's video at horizontal can exercise the neck after sitting too long facing the square box.
jingle ക thank you for your kind words.
Cleffairy ക she did not read her homework too. haha
jam ക poor sex education eh, she is going to be very very disappointed haha.
[SK] ക like what jam said poor sex education and also she did read her homework.
10 times is ALOT.
Good one. Hahaha
Oh that's a relief! I thought it will increase 10 times! haha!
Shingo T ക 10 times for the pupil or that something else? haha
molly ക thank you.
foongpc ക relief to you but some maybe not enough. haha
This reminds me of a common word for donkey (ass) that has taken on a new meaning. We could use it in text books and essays but nowadays they only use it for swearing. Well behaved youngsters won't even think about saying it out loud. Sad to say, this word has evolved to be a rude word due to clutted minds!
hope u are well friend :)
I kenot help laughing at this as well...LOL
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